My Election Notes 2019. E-Day – 33 (pt.2)

by Pseud O'Nym

 

Well, that was shock, in a not really kind of way, like the fool this week who thought ‘I know, I’ll use my bum cheeks to launch a rocket from, because what could possibly go wrong with that idea?’ And I’ll get someone to film it, because there’s no way it’ll end up on You Tube.’ That kind of wholly expected event, that somehow becomes news, despite it being nothing of the sort.

Earlier today, one bullshitter made headlines today by claiming that another bullshitter’s claims were bullshit. From here on in, I think I’ll call them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber, so as to avoid the swearing. Anyways Tweedle Dumb suggested that promises and pledges made by Tweedle Dumber were madness and would result in their being no cakes or sandwiches at the Mad Hatters Tea Party. It would be a bring your own affair, except everyone would be too poor to have their own and besides, under Tweedle Dumbers economic madness, no-one would have the time to go to tea parties, because they’d be too busy working and keeping their heads down, so as not to lose them.