The Vampire Diaries
by Pseud O'Nym
This morning I had a rude awakening. No, not the one at 2.47 this, from which I only managed to snatch odd bits of sleep, but the one an hour ago. The one where my skylight blind was opened, with such speed that the blinding light hit me like I was a were a fucking vampire
As you can tell, I’m really in raring to go and embrace the endless opportunities the day has to offer. If it offers the chance to go right back to bed, right now.