the brilliantly leaping gazelle

I  would like to apologise to my many loyal readers of this for there not being a full post today, like being the operative word.

I mean, the apology for there not being a proper blog is genuine enough, given that now my nascent hypochondria is also joining up with my trapped nerve to form a double act, ‘The Real or Imagined Conundrum.

There are unconfirmed rumours that they’ll do a late night performance, featuring a guest appearance from ‘The Suspicious Twinges.’

But ‘many’ loyal readers? They must’ve been counted by the same people who did President Trumps Inauguration.