the brilliantly leaping gazelle

One of the things that has always amazed me is how is it that Boris’s Johnson has managed to convince vast swathes of ordinary working people that he is understanding of their…whatever it is they delude themselves he understanding of. Donald Trump managed the same trick on his path to the US presidency but I don’t care about that right now. If ordinary working Americans are so stupid as to believe that a billionaire sex pest speaks for them, well good luck with that, is all I can say.  They elected him, he’s their problem. We’ve our own.

With little more than an appearance on a panel show, an impressive array of verbal ticks, a disheveled appearance and a ‘colourful’ private life, he has blustered his way to where he is now. Which is exactly where I don’t want him – or indeed any Tory politician – ever to be.

At his campaign launch to be Tory party leader earlier this year, he brushed off questions about his language and that of people finding his language offensive as being him nothing more than plain speaking. If that is the case, I’m sure he won’t mind me, in the same spirit of plain speaking, describing him as a political chameleon of the highest order, a self-serving elitist who pretends to be populist to better serve his own interests. A opportunist chancer who plays fast and loose with peoples future’s, a snake oil salesman who looks out only for number one but wants us to put him in number ten,

One who has throughout this election campaign avoided detailed scrutiny, meeting the public and generally shying away from anything that isn’t carefully stage managed by Conservative Central Office. One who could be our PM on Friday, and that sound you’ll hear if he is will be hoofs as the four horsemen of the apocalypse gallop all over this country. One who promotes the fallacy that a Tory majority government will somehow ‘Get Brexit Done’. As I’ve noted before, the only thing that’ll be done is us.

John Minor, in calling for voters to support former Tories who’ve lost the Tory whip and are therefore standing as independents proves three things. The first is that he has conveniently forgotten his own sorry role in creating Brexit. Two, he therefore thinks that he has some vestige of credibility with the public left whereas in fact he has as much credibility as a homeopath. And third, that he is a Grade A….well you can work that one out that for yourselves.

The reason why we are having this election in the fist place isn’t because Boris’s Johnson felt that parliament was preventing him getting his Brexit deal through parliament, leaving him with no choice, as he tells it, but to call this election. Neither nor is the fault of Teresa May, because say what you will about her, she nevertheless did what she thought best with what she had, even though her deal with the DUP after the 2017 election was borne out of desperate political necessity.

That she called the election, when there was no actual reason to do, other than a desire that being returned with an increased majority as the polls predicted, was a gamble that would help her overcome the parliamentary opposition to a Brexit deal. Remember when all parliament could agree on was what it couldn’t agree on? But then she was only Prime Minister in the first place because David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister the day after that fateful day in June 2016.

You get my point. It’s all about consequences and ultimately, the blame for all of this properly rests with John Minor. Back in the heady days of 1992 he was a Conservative Prime Minister at odds with the far right Euro skeptic wing of the Conservative Party. A European Treaty had been agreed at Maastricht that would greatly enlarge the powers of the European Union from what had previously been an economic union into a social and political one as well. Had Minor decided to put this to the British people in the form of a referendum then the leave vote of 2016 might not have happened.

But he didn’t and now we’re paying the price for his political expediency and what was then an irrelevance to most people became over time a source of increasing frustration and for some anger. Not being offered a choice. Being told. Being ignored. So to an extent I feel sorry for Boris’s Johnson, because he’s only been playing the hand he’d been given and who ultimately gave him that hand? The same John Minor who was recently a supporter of an action brought by Gina Miller to argue at the high court that Boris’s Johnson’s plan to suspend parliament was unlawful. So now he thought that the democracy was under threat, now he thought the people -through their democratically elected representatives should be heard, now he was there with the people, standing shoulder to shoulder with them against an overweening executive? Yes, the very same!

It was an odd day, yesterday, with one of the oddest things being the right wing press’s fury over Jeremy Corbinned plan not to watch the queens speech on Christmas Day but possibly to visit a homeless shelter instead. In what universe is this a bad thing? My recollection of the bible may be a little hazy – I’ve got brain damage after all – but I don’t ever recall it mentioning Jesus partying with the rich and glamorous of Roman society. Nor I recollect it saying he sought out their company to share his teachings with them. Or do any of his party tricks for them.

So quite why any politician seeking election to the highest office in the land should be lambasted for not choosing to watch an unelected benefit scrounger telling us that she too has had a difficult year is utterly beyond me. She has palaces, castles and country estates – not inner-city, crime ridden and austerity ravaged estates either. One’s where one goes shooting, not try to avoid being shot or stabbed up.

t’s not like she’s going to throw open the doors to the hundreds of unused rooms in her various gaffs, is she? Or in her speech say something like ‘ I feel racked with guilt about having so much when so many of you have so little. It isn’t fair that you the taxpayer should keep me and my family warm and fed this Christmas! So to any one whose in a hostel this Christmas, let me give you a Christmas present, my doors of my houses are open to you, so come on in, you own them, after all’ No, her and her parasitic family of freeloaders will scrounge off us once again.

Isn’t Corbinned trying to embody of everything the bible claims Jesus was, said and did? Indeed, there is one interpretation of the bible that see’s Jesus as a socialist. This episode neatly encapsulates why Corbinned is fit for the top job, because whilst some of Labours policies may not be to everyone’s taste, they come from a good place and speak volumes about the direction he wants to lead Britain in and the difference between him and Boris’s Johnson.

It struck me only this morning that opinion polls are a bit like ready meals.

Last Friday, I was meant to attend an event at the London School Of Economics concerning a new methodology for the measuring of opinions that make opinion polls, so they can appear more trustworthy and indicative of the opinions they present. Because as we all know, the standing of opinion polls has been low since their disastrous misreading of the 2015 election, one that was only eclipsed by the failure to call the 2016 referendum. Mind you, that was only eclipsed by their utter failure to in any way predict clearly the 2017 election. So, improvements were urgently needed, as every newspaper and media outlet said in 2015, again in 2016, and er, in 2017. But be be that as it may, despite this the same newspapers and media outlets still need stories so are still reporting the findings of opinion polls as if none of this ever happened. Its almost as if newspapers only commission and publish polls whose findings they know either their proprietor or readers will agree with. Arrant nonsense I know!

Even though conducting interviews face to face is better than virtually every other method, as it allows for follow-ups and clarification, it is also much more expensive. Much, much more. That’s why online polls published by polling companies that offer incentives are not worth the paper they’re not printed on. I wrote a blog about them here and them helping to cause the ‘bandwagon effect’, namely, because how everyone likes to back a winner, so the polls help create the very thing they purport to show.

In much the same way people proclaimed themselves outraged by the ‘horse-meat’ scandal few years back when it turned out that one wasn’t able to buy a £3 lasagna ready meal and for it not contain the best cuts of meat. Inexplicably they imagined that they imagined could buy the quality for next to no money and this lack of credulity turned to anger when the whole sorry fiasco was revealed. The consumer wanted everything but the blame. No matter that horse meat is a far healthier meat to eat. Apparently what mattered that the people had been misled. It was the principle of the thing! This principle didn’t however last until the following Christmas, which had the temerity to be only a month or so later. Now their outrage was all forgotten.They wanted tables laden with food, they wanted to stuff themselves silly.  They wanted cheap food, 3 for 2 and ‘buy one get one free’ offers, because they really did think there was such a thing as a free meal.

That’s why opinion polls are much like ready meals, people remember what they want to remember!

Admittedly, my previous post wasn’t me in the best japester mode you’ve never come to expect.

So who better than the Dark Lord of comedy,  Chris Morris, and the occasion he asked John Selwyn-Gummer to help him record the news in advance, to help lighten the mood?

Several large hats off!

Even though it was 1994, Europe was still an issue….

I’ve just this minute found the time to share a thought that struck me at 5am this morning and I know that you’re gagging like an excited gimp to read.

But before we get to that, a confession. The title of this series of blogs is ‘My Election Notes 2019’ and I measure off the days until election day with what I imagine to be entertainingly idiosyncratic observations. No matter how delusional that might be, it struck me this morning that I’m a day presumptive, that in fact my timeline is wrong. This got me thinking. What days would we like never to have happened?

For some inexplicable reason I thought of Grenfell Tower and the appalling loss of life, the reasons why the tower refurbishment had used that cladding, the scandalous way the survivors have been treated – some  are still living in ‘temporary’ accommodation – and the general lack of any political urgency bought to bear on avoiding a repeat. We know, for example, that a number of similar blocks have been covered in that cladding, but has anything been done? Did the government immediately seek to identify other premises so affected and insist that the work be done, with the threat of prosecution a very real possibility? We know the answer and we also know that if a similar tragedy had happened at Glyndebourne, then there would have been a greater urgency by the authorities, swifter action and less inertia.

And then I thought of Legionnaires Disease and Randy Shilts ‘s powerful account of the early days of HIV/Aids in America ‘And the Band Played On’. He draws the comparison between the American political and medical establishments reaction to Legionnaires Disease and it’s response to HIV/Aids. It only got its name because a few – 25 – attendees of an American Legion convention died. Lots more fell ill because of this medical mystery. That was July/August 1976. Six months later, the Center for Disease Control had identified the cause, a form of pneumonia, spread through poorly maintained air conditioning units. Legislation was passed to prevent this happening again. At about the same time young men were dying of a mystery illness. But in this case, it took years before a comparably urgent response was forthcoming, indeed the first time the US president Ronald Reagan mentioned the word Aids was when he spoke of Rock Hudson. By then thousands of young American men had died.

But they were the wrong sort of Americans, just like to victims of Grenfell were the wrong type of victims. Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others?

US President Donald Trump has called Justin Trudeau “two-faced” over a video in which the Canadian leader appears to mock him at a meeting of Nato leaders.

Firstly, isn’t he doing a good enough job of it himself that he needs help?

Secondly, Justin has form for having two faces…

For any reader who thought my yesterdays post was unduly pessimistic, here is something I spotted in yesterdays Guardian,

Decade of ‘exceptional’ heat likely to be hottest on record, experts say

World Meteorological Organization says 2019 is likely to be second or third warmest year ever

The last decade has been one of “exceptional” heat around the world, and was almost certainly the hottest on record, while the oceans have also warmed to record levels and grown markedly more acidic, the World Meteorological Organization has said.

Am I shocked by this? In a word, no. Because this is a wholly predictable effect, one that happens when you take a problem of hydra like magnitude and first ignore it, then claim more research needs to done, and then when the research is done, debate what the research actually means.

The article abounds with bad news. It ends with this nugget,

During the past year, the upper levels of the oceans, measured since the 1950s, have exceeded previous records so far this year, and the ocean experienced about 1.5 months of unusually warm temperatures, with large areas of the north-east Pacific showing severe heatwaves. The Arctic sea ice minimum in September was the third smallest on record. The final version of the report will be published in March.

Ah. Just what we need. Another report telling us something we already sort of know, but confirms it with details, examples, graphs, experts. Grim, to be sure, yet provides the faintest glimmer of hope that we can avoid the inevitable.

One question though. If we didn’t do it then, why do we imagine we’ll do it now?

Oh good, the irony police have been out in force again these last few days, valiantly attempting to prevent dangerous amounts of pollutants making people sick. Climate change has presented them with a huge challenge, not just because of the fact that polluting countries are doing the very opposite of what need to be doing, but because of all the hot air generated at conferences like COP25 taking place in Madrid right now, it gives people false hope, making them prone to virtue sickness.

As proof of this, I offer the news that,

Putin and Xi oversee launch of landmark Russian gas pipeline to China

Russian President Vladimir Putin and his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping on Monday oversaw the launch of a landmark pipeline that will transport natural gas from Siberia to northeast China, an economic and political boost to ties between Moscow and Beijing.

The move cements China’s spot as Russia’s top export market and gives Russia a potentially enormous new market outside Europe. It also comes as Moscow is hoping to launch two other major energy projects — the Nord Steam 2 undersea Baltic gas pipeline to Germany and the TurkStream pipeline to Turkey and southern Europe.

That’s right. We know we should be divesting ourselves of fossil fuels; the one’s that do all the damage, those one’s, the one’s that they properly belong in the ground. But this, after all this the China whose

Appetite for coal power returns despite climate pledge

Capacity rose by 42.9GW in 18 months, far outpacing global efforts to cut use of fossil fuel

China’s growing appetite for new coal-fired power stations has outstripped plant closures in the rest of the world since the start of last year, data shows.

Mind you, not wanting to be outdone, Ursula van de Lyen, Europe’s Commisoner for Hot Air increased the amount of hot air to dangerous limits when she made the bold announcement that,

“I want Europe to become first climate neutral continent” – 

That would be the Europe that has Poland and Germany in it? Two economies massively dependent on coal. That one. To be fair, she at least had the good manners to announce this at COP25, which has as one of its sponsors one of Spain’s largest energy suppliers. A conference where everyone can agree something must be done, and be done soonish, but no-one can agree on what that something is, only that someone else needs to do it first.

I was thinking about this last night, how humanity is doomed, doomed but still futilely believes something can be done, in much the same way that anyone who votes Conservative next week imagines that Brexit will be done. Driving through London, with countless office blocks lit up, new one’s being built next to one’s standing empty, all modern and shiny, and I thought ‘Yeah, switching off a light in my house will do as much use as a fart in a hurricane.’

As I pointed out on this blog before, I think the best thing now for the good of the planet is the extinction of our species. Had we acted much sooner, possibly the worst effects could be mitigated. But no, we didn’t and now it’s too late. Well that’s how I see it anyway, unclouded by sentiment or emotion.

Tragic and needless, the deaths of the two London Bridge terror attack victims have dominated the election campaign, with all the parties seeking to apportion blame anywhere else but on them. The news too has been consumed by it, detailing the victims lives, their friends and families shock and devastation and tales of acts of selfless bravery by onlookers that subdued the attacker, preventing an even higher death toll.

It must be because I’m brain damaged that I think of the173 mainly women last year who were murdered in acts of domestic violence. That’s more than 3 a week. But because their deaths occur in different parts of the UK and at different times to each other, they don’t get the same level of attention. I’m not suggesting that one death is more deserving of our attention than another, because sudden bereavement, the overwhelming grief and sense of loss is the same no matter what the cause.

What I am suggesting is that the London Bridge terror attack fits fits into an easier to explain media narrative than domestic violence deaths. There is the dead terrorist, the victims and the heroes. We get their backstories. Politician’s blame each other. This we know. because it follows a pattern after such atrocities. But after a death caused by domestic violence? Too difficult to explain. Yes, there is the killer, but so might there be other factors; difficult to explain, because the causes are unique to the crime.  Relationship problems. Relationships ending. Custody disputes. Mental health issues. So called ‘honour killings’. And so on.

But such factors can impact upon each other and don’t lend themselves to easy to understand narratives. They require effort from us, at at time when we don’t want to give it. Added to this, is austerity and cuts to public services which exacerbate all of the above.

We all want answers, just not difficult one’s.